Since when is Britney fat? She's not fat, she's curvy. I'M fat.
*don't try to tell me I'm not fat: I weigh 355 lbs*
I AM BIG AND BEAUTIFUL.
Maybe one day I'll post a picture that shows more than just my face.

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That video will NEVER get old lol.

And omg I heard the cheesiest pick-up line EVER today.
"Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away."I ( Read more... )

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